Okay, it’s time for a few laughs…

I receive these jokes from a friend today and thought I should share them. If you are married and old enough, you may laugh more. Enjoy…

And then the fight started…

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, “What’s on TV?”
I said, “Dust.”
And then the fight started…
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for; our upcoming anniversary.
She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me”
and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability, too.”
And then the fight started…

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Latest Garmin Announcement on Garmin Connect

Here it is [my last post with a Garmin update].

April 02, 2009, Garmin says [my “Here it is”  link above has the complete update]:

We’re close, but not quite there.

With each update we are getting closer to the release that will allow all fitness device users to upload to Garmin Connect. As we stated in the last MBlog update on 05 March 2009, we are hesitant to give hard release dates. We’re providing an outline that sums up what to expect in the coming weeks. We ran into some performance problems on Garmin Connect in the early part of March unrelated to the migration. As a result, we focused our energy to fix those problems. No sense in opening the flood gates to Garmin Connect for our MotionBased customers with the new site not performing on all gears.

As of yesterday, we’ve fixed the performance issues at Garmin Connect and will resume the migration process shortly. Our goal is to migrate 80% of activities with the first pass which should take 30 days. We are migrating the newer MotionBased activities first. At this time, many of you will start to see your MotionBased activities appear on Garmin Connect. The full listing will not be available until the Migration is complete, so do not be alarmed if you don’t see everything right away…

Buying report

All the blanks in my most recent shopping list have been filled in. My LBS plans to place the order Monday, 04/06. On Wednesday, 04/01, I placed the order for the Avid Ultimate Brake Components. The brake components are scheduled to arrive Tuesday, 04/07, followed by the components ordered by my LBS. We are on a path for Faye to be completed mid-month.